Deez Nuts Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Sand and Judy proved the real

and Judy proved the real fantasy is competent women with access to rat poison and a garage door opener

this shirt is a fun way to celebrate the season with a dash of Walken flair

White arched text above reads "I SKIED THE K-12" over a circular emblem split diagonally into light blue and white halves

" Smaller tan text below reads "ESTABLISHED

The double entendre isn't hiding

Deez Nuts Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Sand and Judy proved the realPutting chestnuts next to holly and calling it festive is the classiest way anyone has ever told a room full of relatives to ligma. Hallmark hasn't returned the pitch email yet. The Details: Distressed red block text reads "DEEZ" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a metal scoop overflowing with golden brown chestnuts, flanked by green holly leaves. Bold red block text beneath reads "NUTS." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve.