John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Decorative white script text reads

Decorative white script text reads "Snow's Out" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with a red hat

Dedicating a track to Chappy while dodging SAMs is the most 1986 thing ever committed to film

Nakatomi Corporation's hospitality branding remains immaculate for a building where the concierge desk got lit up with MP5 fire and the CEO didn't survive the welcome reception

and smaller white serif text reads "LOS ANGELES

Bold white block text reads "YOU BEEN SMOOCHIN' WITH" above "EVERYBODY

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Decorative white script text readsRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text