Don't Ask Me How I Wipe Poster and suddenly people understand you

and suddenly people understand you

• Double dates that could use an icebreaker

• People who like their humor dry… but not too dry

comfortable with exactly what it’s asking

I'm a proclamation of vehicular freedom and intestinal liberation

Don't Ask Me How I Wipe Poster and suddenly people understand youEvery cabin, garage, hunting shack, bait shop, and suspiciously sticky basement needs one thing: A warning. This black wall poster delivers it in bold lettering large enough to stop conversations mid sentence: DONT ASK ME HOW I WIPE, BECAUSE I DONT. Simple. Honest. Deeply upsetting. Designed like something youd find nailed to a crooked tree deep in the woods beside an abandoned cooler and a chair thats seen too much, this poster transforms any room